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                        Cessena Fun!
                "Cessena Fun in The Suuuuuun!"
                         ReadMe!
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                      Date This Was Exported:

 			(October 11, 2003)





                   Your Version Of Cessena Fun:

         V. 63.0 Beta 2 Public 1 (Fishing Crok-Pot Version!)





        My Version Of OFP:R At The Time This Was Exported:

                        1.91 

(The 1.94 Beta Patch Was Released. I havn't downloaded it...Yet)

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Table-O-Contents-O-Meter:

I. Introduction
II. Installation, and Editor Installation (Editor Version Reduces Lag, and is much better to play singleplayer on! This is a must Do if you want the ULTIMATE First Time Cessena Experience!)
III. (I Like Ice Cream) Information About Multiplayer Verion
IV. Fully Auto-Mated Features Listy Thingy (I still Like Ice Cream)
V. (I No Longer Like Ice Cream) Legal oranges About Editor Version and Cessena Fun!
VI. Edgar Allen Poe, And How People Made Money Off His Brilliance, and How He Didn't Make A Single Dime.

VII. Credits [Credits MADE FUN to read! No MORE BORING CREDIT TITLES! YAY! A Must Read For Any-one just downloading! Read about the PEOPLE YOU need to make friends with!]

VIII. Bye bye! Fly high!

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NOTE: ADDONS REQUIRED. DOWNLOAD EACH AND EVERYONE OF THEM. IF IT STILL SAYS ADDON MISSING, YOU MAY HAVE SKIPPED ONE THINKING THAT YOU ALREADY HAD IT. DOWNLOAD IT AGAIN USING THE LINKS HERE PROVIDED, AND THEN BACKUP YOUR ORIGINAL ADDON. Well, it does help. (I provided you with a list. Heheh, I just LOVE to make you suffer..Nuahahhahahahaaaa! *Evil Butler Laugh*)

Cessena Fun! Addons Places:

1. Tabant Cab: http://ofp.gamezone.cz/unofaddons/TrabantTaxi.zip
2. Koinseg: ftp://www.gamezone.cz/ofpd/unofaddons/koenigseggcc.zip
3. Ski-Doom: ftp://www.gamezone.cz/ofpd/unofaddons/ts_skidoo.zip
4. Ford Mondeo: ftp://www.gamezone.cz/ofpd/unofaddons/mondeo175.zip
5. BMW M5: ftp://www.gamezone.cz/ofpd/unofaddons/cc_bmwm5.zip
6. Civillian Vehicle Pack: http://ofp.gamezone.cz/unofaddons/civveh.zip
7. Gimbal Tossers: http://ofp.gamezone.cz/unofaddons/Gimbal_Tossers_1.0.zip
8. Editor Update: http://ofp.gamezone.cz/unofaddons/EditorUpgrade102.exe
9. JMG Police Cruiser: http://www.esatclear.ie/~bweire/downloads/jmgcopsv1.rar
10. Police Addon: ftp://www.gamezone.cz/ofpd/unofaddons2/police.zip
11. Gimbal Planes: http://ofp.gamezone.cz/unofaddons/Gimbal_Planes_1.0.zip
12. Civillian Clothing: http://www.ofpec.com/addons/addon_detail.php?ID=9
13. BiB Police: http://www.ofpec.com/addons/linkstats.php?ID=90
14. WFW_M82A1Barret Thingy: http://ofp.gamezone.cz/unofaddons/WFW_M82A1Barret.zip
15. Shopping Cart: ftp://www.gamezone.cz/ofpd/unofaddons/Shopping.zip
16. Zwa Bus Stop: ftp://www.gamezone.cz/ofpd/unofaddons/zwa_bus_stop.zip
17. MYTT Helipark: ftp://www.gamezone.cz/ofpd/unofaddons/MTYHeliPark.zip

(AGS Addon No Longer Needed!)

18. JetSki:
ftp://www.gamezone.cz/ofpd/unofaddons2/PCjetski.zip

19. PassangerBoat:
ftp://www.gamezone.cz/ofpd/unofaddons2/PCboat2.zip

20. Ski-Boat:
http://www.btinternet.com/%7Emartins.addons/seavehicles.html

21. Martin's (Yes Martin, THEE only, THEE One aircraft saavy Designer! And his addon is in this SP/MP mission. Time to bounce up and down with joy, yay!)
http://www.btinternet.com/~martins.addons/Addons/bell206.rar

 Enter the internet addresses into your address bar and it should begin to download them. How? High-Light them. Left-click and drag a blue high-light around the addresses, press CTRL+C and then in an adress bar, high-light the adress by double clicking, and pressing [CTRL]+[V]. If you get a "Page Cannot Be displayed" error, the server is busy, and it cannot let you download. So, you will have to try again later, or press 'REFRESH'.

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I. Introduction
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     Hello, and welcome to the Wonderful world of Everon, the 1st Island in the Island selection thingy when you log into the Mission Editor!

      My name is RunAwayScientist, and I've made you a knewl Map! I've worked on it for over 3 or 2 years now. It started when I was tired of the 'shoot em' up' appraoch in OFP, and just wanted a place where I could fool around and Roleplay a bit and make up my own stories in a civillian populated place called, "Cessena Fun!". This Read-me Is the Official Read-Me, if someone were to change it, I dunno what I'd do! Maybe kill them...Or hire a hit...Or something like that...Muahhahahahaha!

      Anyways, alot more information is included with the breifing in game.
 
       This can be played as an SP/MP Map, where you can log onto the Editor and play single Player from there! Or you can take the CessenaFun!.pbo and extract it to both your MPMissions and your Missions folder and play with your friends online or offline...

        After I got tired of the "Shoot Em Up" approach style in OFP, I made this map 2-3 Years go. 2-3, because I stopped counting after 2 Years. Which makes it 3 Years now, but I like 2 cause it's a nice round, even number! Hoorah!

        So, I made this map for my personal use, but I thought it might be fun to open it up to the public! And it took so little time to get it to you, because it's been in the works for 2 years. 2 YEARS BABY! YEAH!

	But, when people on the comments section of the newsposts about Cessena Fun! get all huffy, that's when it makes me want to recall this MASTERPEICE of scripting and creativity. Muoa! (Speaks in french accent) My masterpeice!

           So, read the installation instructions, and Mop to it! (Hands Fudge Chicle, and mop).

           BTW, I'm sure you love my lively sense of humor! Hehehhehehe.....Suckah!
 
	I end this Chapter Roman Numeral I., with saying this:

 "Experience is a hard teacher, she gives the test first, the lesson afterward". And that's very true on what I endured in making Cessena Fun!. There's a moral to that, instead of Copy and Pasting my mission together, I took 3 years to produce a quality product. I took time to go over in detail where cars on the road were going, why they were doing it. I don't usually slap a Blue car down in Tyrone, and have it drive at waypoints all over the island. No. There is a history to the driverin the car. Is he a farmer? Why is he driving? Where is he going? Getting gas, then going for a sight-see? Those are the things I thought about to give my Cessena Fun! a personal quality touch. Quality, Convienence, Low Prices, Satisfaction, and Customer Service are the basic principals I think every business should follow. In Cessena Fun!'s case, it's free (Low Prices), 3 years of hand-written scripts and work and testing (Quality), on the CZ and addons listed in the read-me (Convenience), added bonus and spices such as RP Enhancers (Satisfaction), and Customer Service (My E-mail plastered everywhere if you encounter problems). So, when I say, 'Here, Cessena FuN! is done!', I'm not just handing you a net-work of pipes with duct-tape, I'm handing you one of those wooden crafted Souvoniers you find on desserted islands in the carribean from some local Villager. What do I have to say about that? I say this, : "Enjoy!"

 My E-mail (PLastered): medic_27@hotmail.com


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II. Installation
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           Ok, extract CargoRope.pbo, JahChair.pbo (Made By Jahve, The Mission Leader at OFPEC and CZ), kkb_gate.pbo to your Addons folder. It should be located in your OperationFlashpoint folder, located in your CodeMasters Folder.

Such as: C:\Program Files\Code Masters\OperationFlashpoint\Addons

           Then, after that, extract CessenaFun!.Eden.PBO to your MPMissions Folder, or if you want to, you can also extract it to your Missions Folder (Optional) to play it in the Single Player Version, and see the Cinematic that won't work with Multiplayer.

Time to start a new a paragraph! W00t!

    First of all, In order to install the Editor version. Open up the CessenaFun!EditorVersion.zip included with this .zip. Extract all the files to your: 

OperationFlashpoint/Users/(YourUserNameHere)/Missions/

     That's all you have to do. After that, you can play Cessena Fun! and have better CPU Proccessing and less lag by starting up the editor and loading up Everon, then clicking the [LOAD] button and select CessenaFun! from the dropdown menu. Press Shift+[Preview] and let er Rip!


            That's it, for the main installations.

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III. (I Like Ice Cream) Information About Multiplayer Verion
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      Ok, this is an RP map first of all. When you get online with your buds, make sure you pick 3 of them. There's only 3 Players supported right now, if you want 4, just e-mail me at

   medic_27@hotmail.com

    And Copy and paste this this message:

  Subject: CessenaFun!: I want 4 Playerz!

  Text:

        I want to have 4 players in CessenaFun! you knuckle head, or I'm gonna come down there and knock your friggen head in!!!!!!

      -Unanamous Person Who Wants 4 Players
      

       Now, when you load up that map, you can choose weapons. A good selection of starting wps eh? My favorite is the M82A1 Berreta. Try it, and you'll see why *wink*.

       After reading through everything and entering in-game, the lag will be trumendous! You can prevent this though, by re-loading the map. Yes, this means starting the map with your buds might take awhile, but once you re-load it everything should be fine. If it's not, you have 3 options:

A. Live With The Lag!
B. Play the Editor version and Forget Your Friends
C. Stop PLaying CessenaFun!.PBO

        Remember, this is an RP map, not a DM map. To help prevent killings, and to create some knewl ways to RP, I've added a 'Police System'. Kill someone, eheheh, you'll see.

        To help the RP, everything happening in the map is totally random. You might all of the sudden be driving, and then come across a run down car, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!

        Don't fret! It's perfectly normal! Just steer clear. This is the "Randomation" in the map, which makes things even more fun to play! I DID NOT CODE THE "Randomation" AND IT DOES NOT TAKE ADDITIONAL CPU POWER. My firend was playing this map, when he said a Cessena Plane ran into a chinhook helicopter and exploded! That was the "Randomation" at work. Cool eh? Say you run into another car, and you Roleplay the other guy in that car is going to kill you. Your friend can Be that guy, and walla, Instant RP!!!

        That's the advantage of playing online! W00t!

If you choose, read to the next chapter, else, skip to chaper VI. Bye bye! Fly high!

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IV. Fully Auto-Mated Features Listy Thingy (I still Like Ice Cream) 

[ HUGE SPOILER, DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT OPENED THE GAME UP, IF YOU DO, IT'll RUIN IT FOR YOU. TRUST ME. IF YOU READ THIS BEFORE LOADING UP CESSENA FUN AT LEAST ONCE AND THEN PLAYING IT WITH SOMEONE ELSE, I WILL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES, AND PLAY JUMP-ROPE WITH IT INFRONT OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WHILE I DRINK A MARTINI AND LAUGH ABOUT ALL YOUR PICTURES OF YOU NAKED ON A BEAR-SKIN RUG WHEN YOU WERE A BABY, AND THREATING THAT A STRANGE WOMAN IN A RED DRESS WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU...That is all...SO DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE A PRETTY GOOD GOD DAMNED REASON, OR IF YOU ARE A GOD DAMNED BETA TESTER. GOD DAMN HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FUN. BUT SKIP THIS LIST OF SPOILING FEATURES AND GO TO NEXT CHAPTER IF YOU ARE JUST NOW INSTALLING CESSENA FUN!.]
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  Heh, as I write this I am now listening to "What Is Love" - By Hawaway...Oh, you want the song too? Hrmm...Perhaps I WILL tell you my secret....Ok ok, FINE you forced it out of me..(Hands You Note)

     (Travelosity.com is on the note) Shhh! It's the BEST kept secret in Travelocity!....Erm...Woops...Wrong card...(Hands You Other Card)

      (CessenaFun!.com is on the note) Shhh! It's the BEST kept secret in CessenaFun!....No really, no one would guess it...Would you? Ummm...Woops, wrong card...Hehehe, that's not an internet adress! OK, I'll try ONE MORE TIME!

       (Hands Card)

        (www.alltheweb.com is on note) Shhh! It's my best kept secret since....Allabah recruited me into the Ossoma Bin LadaMovement...Erm? PRAISE ALLAH!

        Anyways, enough of that. On to the features list! This is a Fully Auto-mated List which requires SOME reading, and assembly. You  put the words together, then you read. 50/50, split in the middle, line down the runway, ect. ect.

         Just in-case you miss a cool thing in the game, or you can read the list if you get bored or something, or just want to see if you didn't find something out...Cheater..(Sticks Tounge out AT Cheater)...(Cheater Puts Gun To His Head)...!!!...Umm, I take that back...AHHHHH! (Runs For It)....(Comes Back and Hands the Cheater The Travelocity.com Card)...SUCKAH! PRAIZE ALLAH! (Runs Off)

 FULLY AUTO-MATED FEATURES LISTY THINGY:

- (Updated 10/10/03) Removed 3 or more addons I think. Anyways, LESS UNNECeSARY ADDONS! Including the 23 that comes with the AGS Building! I deleted a whole un-neccesary un-neccesary stuff that's un-neccesary. And I'll be looking to stick to Fun Addons, not the 'extra' un-neccesary stuff.

- (Updated 10/9/03) RunAwayScientist(Cheese Please!) says:

- You can expect Water sports and Jet Skis
- You can expect Fish and Fishing
- You can expect 15 and Plus assorted Fish and other bouyant items...Such as car keys
- You can expect tougher cop remarks, and tweaks to the system
- You can Expect a Different Start location, and less laggier than the original at the hosptial
- You can expect two new articles in the Read-me
- You can now expect Trouble Shooting in the read-me
- You can expect a Bell Jet 206
- You can Expect a Credits section in the readme


-      (Update 10/6/03) Removed the damned AGS Building addon. No more of that stuff. Hehehe, your so lucky.

-      (update 10/6/03) Fishing is finally incorporated! The first beta Fishing I got installed! Player1 can now fish! THE FISHING SCRIP WORKS! You see, I finally worked out a kink in my randomator thing (Chooses which fish you catch). Instead of picking integers or whole numbers, like 1 or 2, it picks like 2.55153515 and 1.4241! Using my supurior knowledge, I worked around this problem. HOORAH!

-      (Update 8/16/03) COPS AMBUSHED! When your friend is being transported to jail, disable the cop convoy and your friend can make a break for it! If you shoot one of the escorting cops, you'll get a Star! So you'd better run for it if you do.

-      (Update 8/16/03) COPS RULEZ! Instead of just teleporting to jail, a Cop car, called a "Wagon" will come out to your arresting location. They'll escort you into the back of the car, then drive you to that station. Walla! Enjoy your 3 Minutes (3 Years) in jail!

-      (Update 8/16/03) COPES RULEZ! If you shoot cops, or shoot at them, they consider you a threat and will return fire. Not to maim, BUT TO KILL! Bwuahaha

-      (Update 8/16/03) COPS RULEZ! I have now re-done the ENTIRE Cops Engine! Except for Star's 4 and above. Now, cops will chase you on foot and in car and use the butts of their gun or pistol whip you into submission! They'll buckle you're knees, they'll kick in your shins, they're hand out Porno Mags! Whatever it takes to get your face planted in the dirt and those shiny metal bracelets on your back. Instead of cops just shooting you when they step out the car, they do it the cops way!

-      (Update 8/7/03) I will be working on ideas to improve the police force, and make interaction with it more routine, and fun. Such as getting a ticket for speeding! suckah!

-      (Update 8/7/03) You can NOW, sue other players. Or, if your 2 is killed, you can sue the responsible NPC or party's. MOst likely that stupid ass Taxii driver. Hehehe.

-      (Update 8/7/03) Third Player has been added, for more stuff to do! With more people! YAY!

-      (Update 8/7/03) buying a car at the car park in multiplayer is fixed. I also learned a valuable editing thing about Triggers, and scripts.

- <--- Ow, damn bullet stuck me! That "-" is sharp man, don't touch it. I bet you touched it. Don't touch the line. It's sharp. I swear. You wanna touch it? Go ahead, it's all yours...

- 1 Month Worth Of GamePlay (Hey, I worked on it for over 2 years! How long did it take to make OFP? 4? 5 Years? This is like a mini-game, IN A GAME!)

- Skip Time 30 Mins, 1 Hour, or 10 Hours. You decide.

- Three Complimentary Music Themes, selectable in the Radio Menu.

- Interactive COPS (COPS stands for: Cops Or Penguins SUCKAH!) will attempt to stop you if you recieve a low rating level. The more evil things you do, the more powerful forms of law enforcement you will encounter, from SWAT Vans And guys Parachutin' out Choppas, to Military Apaches....And...Stuff...

- (( Speaking Of Cops, I'm listening to "Bad Boyz" right now! w00t! This is the strangest Read-Me you've ever read, have you? Well, you could say I'm just excited about Releasing this Suckah, PRAIZE ALLAH! ))

- A Cell Phone! That's right, use it to call Canyanero Insurance (Canyanero is like Triple AAA, you break your car, they send someone out, IF you PAY) or a taxi, or call the bank to check out your account. Even use it in emergeancy sintuations.

- Air Traffic Control, this only applies to the Planes, and Non-military Aircraft. Helicopters therefore can take-off and leave as they please.

- Military Guy willing to give up his airplane for your enjoyment, but be careful, if you brake it, you deal with the Military. SUCKAH! Cheata!

- (( I'm still listening to "Bad Boys" by Inner Circle... ))

- This Game Includes Slam Packed Full Of My Lovely Jokes, even when you get arrested, IT"S A JOKE! Wait no, it's funny, but it's no joke.

- A Nice Jail, with the ability to break out. But that's not advisable. You'll see if you ever do. Which isn't advisable. Which, not being advisable isn't advisable. Did you know that's not advisable? I can't advise that to you. Stop advising me on my job, I know what I'm supposed to do. I'd advise you, to advise me, to advise you, to advise me to stop fluffing up this read-me with silly mishy-washy-mashy Fluff of jokes and get STRAIGHT to the point. (Sits on point)....OWWWWW!....MEDIC!...IT STICKS!

- RP Enchancers! If you can't find them, e-mail me desperatly or find some other fun-fanny-lanny-san-san-site about CessenaFun! that lists the Rp-Enchancers. I can just tell you. E-mail: medic_27@hotmail.com.

- (( I'm now listening to "What Is Love?" - By Hadaway. And you can't listen. So you have to read. Suckah! PRAIZE ALLAH! ))

- A Knewl cool breifing, which explains much of the features here, but I explain them in more details...Why? Why ruin it before anyone ever gets in the game? Depends if they read this portion....Whoever did, BEFORE they played CessenaFun!, is probably going to read on...You know why? They like reading, or they're curious. Hey, curiousity killed the cat. You know why? Cause I came over there and whipped it's *** (This Curse Brought To You By: GOVO Flavored Soft Drinks "MMMM! Govo mucho Gogo!" Thank You. Now Back to Our Regulary Schedueled Read-Me): *************************** AND THEN I ***************************** HIS ******************** BEFORE HE ******************** ** * * **************** MY **** ** * ** **** ** ** * ** * * * %*@()%*)@( THEN I *********** AND YOU"LL ********* BECAUSE I"M ******* #### * #*#*#*#*#*# THEN YOU"LL ENVER ******** THAT STUPID CURIOSE CAT ******* FU** THAT *** BECAUSE I **** IT AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER TOUCH THAT *** OR ELSE I TOUCH YOUR ***** AND YOU WILL CRY....*ahem*....! I SAID AHEM! OMG! I SAID  * **** *.... * ahem *.... * **** *....

- Bandit Island! (Fly West IN A cessena, you'll see)

- The HALO Drop that was Downloaded in a script made by Toad-Life I think....Hrmmm...Must give him credit...Suckah! My Halo script now! NUAHAHAH! Actually no...Thank You Mr. ToadLife, if your reading this...I have one thing to say..."THanks"...Or...."Suckah!"...You decide...

- HALO Drop works from any aircraft, above 120 Feet. If you parachute out, an option should appear in your menu saying (Open Chute). If you don't click it fast enough, your HISTORY! "Suckah!" or "Thanks For NOT Pulling The Chute WHile I Laugh At You For Doing So. Suckah! PRAIZE ALLAH! Hey, you dropped your car keys! Mine now, SUCKAH!".

- A Bus, that drives around. You can wait for it at a Bus Stop, Located at the:
    - Airport
    - Taxi HQ
    - Saint Phillipe
    - Meaux
    - Tyrone

  If you take a bus, good luck. I hope you have ALOT of paitence. Hehehehhee....To ride the bus there is no fare.

- A Promising Feel Of Urban Substance. "Whut dat men?" you say? I tell you! Dat Mean dat you get dat feeling when you in with dat people in dat City. 

     Erm? Still don't know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the feel, your IN the big city, that there are people outside you moving, and working. Just walk along the beach by the Hospital, look up, and watch a Cessena pass over head, while you hear the sounds of a UAZ pass behind you. It's the kind of feeling that your not the only one on the island doing things. The "Feel Of THe Big City". There is the computer out there, nearly 600 computers or more. 341 + 240 + 32 + 98? I think that's a close estimate...

- (( WOOT! I am NOW listening to "Live And Let Die" - By James Bond...Well, James BOnd didn't compose the music. Some other guy did, along with a band. I'm just remarking that it's FROM the james Bond Movie. Guess what movie? Umm, no. Wrong. It's from "Live And Let Die"...NUAHAHAH! No Brainer, huh? ))

- (( THe Time Is Now, 1:14 AM EST in the United States... ))

- (( I am now listening to "Rocky" by Some Musty Toupe' Wearing
 Guy. ))

- Also included in Cessena Fun!, is a gun shop located in Gravetee. Take a Taxii, or fly there and HALO jump onto the roof. Trust me, he'll be suprised if you do.

- In CessenaFUn!, I stress the fun and importance if you Role Play. This isn't an "RPG", this is Role Play!!! Not Role Play Game!!!! The first thing you think of when you hear RPG is a Magic Chick with a Axe and a wand in another hand wearing a bikini running around in Ever Quest. You also think of the Mediveal period, yes?
 
    True, that IS the case for most RPG's. RP, as seen online in HL, Fallout: Tactics (With THe Map "Ninjaville"), Arcanum (With the Map "RolePlay" - By Me), HL in the MOD "Rocket Crowbar" (With the Map, "Rplay" - Made By Me Again), HL in the MOD "Action Half-Life" with Several Maps. None made by me), and OFP: R (With the map "CessenaFun!" erm...Soon! - Also Made By Me).

     But, despite what your impressions are, this is different. THink about taking up the role of someone, anytime, at almost any time period. Say you were playing Inuyasha (Cartoon On Adult Swim 12:00 AM EST on Channel Cartoon NetworK) in Fallout: Tactics on the map Ninjaville. In the map, say two guys rob a bank, and Inuyasha being a strong hero half-demon guy, takes em out, then steals the money, then runs from the cops...Usually another player. Which might be me. So watch out suckah. I'm after you with the money!

     In HL, in the mod "AHL", you could play the role of a Mob Boss. Your next goal would to get other Mafia members. As More People join the server, you can get more to join the Mafia cause! Then, you start offering services. Hits, ect.

     Hell, you can even be the president! Who erm, the Mafia captured off Air Force One, and led  to the Sewers in the map ahl_minster. Then, Inuyasha joins the server, and teams up with Cops to free the President!! YAY!

     That's RP, not RPG. They sound similiar, put are actually two - Erm?!?!?! OMG! I just realized I was rambling. Shit...Back to the Features.

- Biggie's Car Lot, with the ability to choose and buy your own Car. You should get the BMW M5, it's a smooth ride! Or buy the Ski-Doo and go Off Road, and on the Mountains and stuff...

   If you ask me, Biggie's not so Big...If you know what I mean....NUAHAHHAHAHA!..... My fish is cold, if you know what I mean....*Ding.wav*.... Hey, my burrito is done! If...You know what I....Mean........Hey, I'm listening to "War What Is It Good For?" if you....Know what I mean....

- Oh, forgot to tell you. Any character you can speak or interactive with, is fully Characterized. Meaning, I gave them each a personality! Take Biggie for example, he's small...If you know what I mean...And he's mean! Really, to you. I mean, that he's mean. If he is mean, who goes around being mean? For example, he calls YOU mean, but HE"S the mean one who's calling you a mean Mange...Is mange a word? YOU won't look it up for me? Meanie!!!

- (( I am now listening to "National Geographic"...That's right, the theme song. ))

- A functional Gas-Station in Meaux, just the kind you'd expect. Repair service, fuel, and even....(Looks around suspiciously)......Condements!

- A GimBal Plane airplane in the Airport, featuring a Radio direct to Everon Tower. Use it shoot down your friends. It's a real stress reliever. Trust me on that one...:-D

- The Gun-Shop guy gives you the low down on the weapons you buy. A Nice little bio on each weapon while you buy them. The information was updated by Jahve to make sure it wasn't false info. Would I really do that to you? (Raises Eyebrow) Maybe....

-  The ability to be a Vigilante. If one of your friends is evil, and shoots people, you can be a vigilante of sorts. By sneaking up near him, when "[Surrender/Confess]" comes into your action menu, hit it, and WALLA! He's arrested.

-  There is a way to make cash...THe Hard Way..NUAHAHA! Available at this time is:

    - Taxii Earnings. Drive in Taxii = You get cash! Be sure to speak to Taxi HQ guy for details.

-   The "Randomator". As you explore your knewl Urban-Scity Life in Cessena Fun, there are car crashes going on out there, people getting run over by busses, and a guy in a Big Civillian Truck with a White cover making food Deliveries. Each time you load up CessenaFun! things are going to be random everytime. No two things will be the same! Paths, routes, car accident locations, ect. ect.

-   A functional resteraunt in Meaux. Your luck. Ever get hungry? You won't ever again, once you eat here.

-   I also encourage the imagination of the user. Instead of going through the hard work of making different dishes for the REsteraunt guy to use, you can select a category to choose from. After that, use your imagination! A plate of spaghetti? Hold the Mayo? KRAFT Chesse (TM) Sandwhich? A Finger? A Foot? Friday's Mouth Watering Artichoke Dip?

-    A wide variety of different company's, import and export. Take the Gas Station for example. That guy imports his Sprite Soda from America, even in the year 1985, and he even TELLS you about it. The luchious lemony taste! Mmmmmm! Hurry! Go buy some! You'd really think I'd endorse sprite in my own damn game? (Raises Eyebrow)....Maybe...

      The Govo Flavored drink is made on the island, and he tells you about it. Govo sure has some cool business around eh? But, besides the point. As you progress in the game, you'll learn which items are more eaten/drinken than others, and their fame. That makes it seem even more like city life right? Capatilism! And the varieties you can choose from. Some more liked than others. I thought you might enjoy the realism.

-    The Ability To Sue The God-Damned Crazy Taxii Driver. If you hit your head somewhere in your journey, the ability to sue the taxii Driver will come available. You just need to find a lawyer.

-    (( The TIme is now 1:39 AM EST United States, Florida. ))

-    (( Now listening to "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" - By Blues Traveler ))

-   The ability to steal cars. You may find a random locked car, shoot it once to open it. This does not apply to the cars in the Parking Lot at Biggie's. ALthough I should have to make things more fun, I'm sure I will in some other version.

-    (( At this moment, 1:41 AM EST United States my internet is down, which explains why I havn't checked my e-mail. The Date is July, 9th 2004...Erm? Sry...2003...I made you believe it didn't I? Mmmmm hmmm, shake your wobbly head all you want, but I did! Suckah!))

- The BEagle Shop is a prime location for fast Food Shopping. Kind of like Taco-Bell, pull up, order, drive...Or...Pull up, order, sit down, eat, leave. Yes, SIT DOWN, you CAN sit in chairs. I think of EVERYTHING don't I? Except those damn cars in the parking lot, which I should've made you able to steal. Don't you think? If you think so e-mail me! FIGHT THE POWER! 

-  Airport Parking Spaces are marked as "H"'s. 

-  A nice working Hospital. If you need healed, either call and ambulance or go there and walk up to one of the UAGZ's and heal yourself. I think "Ambulance Driver" would make another cool way to make money? What do you think? E-mail me DAMNIT! Let's get in some cool features shall we?

-   There is a UAG shuttle that will ferry you from the Hospital to Beach. THe hospital often uses the Beach as a Recreational spot, to rest and recline. You might see a few of them making off a few push-ups, or standing in the water and doing pushups. No matter, they'll recover.

-    $1,000 fine for dying. I should bump it up to $5,000 so you won't want to die. But, that'd be no fun, would it? E-Mail ME ALREADY! I know you want to...Yes, I am trying to tempt you, and NOT because you come from a land down under. Did you just hear thunder? ("Land Down Under" - by Men At Work). I swear I heard thunder! Uh oh, IT"S RAINING! TAKE COVER! Ooo, a vegimite sandwhich! (Dives onto sandwhich) Mine! Nuahahha! (Gets Struck By Thunder) OW!...MEDIC!...IT STICKS! IT STICKS!...Oh, I touched the "-" again...DOH!...

-     Run out of money? You get a wanted level. The Government decided to "Make" you pay! MUAHAHAHAHA!

-     I lied...If you run out of money something else will happen that you won't like. Maybe you get to be a social worker? NOT! Suckah! PRAIZE ALLAH!

-    (( Now listenting to "Rocky" again. This is the 3rd time I've gone through my play list, plz, don't make me write more features! YOU CAN"T! ))

-   I should mention, that there is a prime landing strip for a Cessena south of Morton. It's a long thingy that extends outward from the town. A penensula. Approach it heading North-West, at 30 Feet, and 145 KPH, for a prime landing. Once you see it, start lowering the aircraft's speed, and walla! Zoom in for a prime landing.

-   In-case your wondering, the best approach for the Runway in Everon, runway 36 (THe One Facing North) you should be at 100 Feet and 190 MPH and around Tyrone, before you make your decent. Keep the nose even with the horizon the whole way. Do NOT RAISE THE NOSE until your at the beginning of the RUnWay, at least 5-10 Feet above the ground, pull the nose up and hold down the Back-Button to go down, and help reduce impact. Tap the up key to bring the nose up. Tap it, don't hold it, tap it 2 Times. This manuver is called "Flaring".

-    Also included with CessenaFun!, are the different links to the addons you see above, as well as the 3 addons included with the zip. Enter the internet addresses into your address bar and it should begin to download them. If you get a "PAge Cannot Be displayed" error, the server is busy, and it cannot let you download. So, you will have to try again later.

      The addons add the "editor Update" which allows you to place buildings, roads, signs, and gas stations anywhere you want. Should be jumping for joy heh? YAY! JUMP! JUMP AND PRAIZE ALLAH! And erm, PRAIZE CESSENA!

-    A feature you will experience every 3-6 minutes, is the Random Weather feature! That's right! Experience rain, wind, fog, or shine at all times of the day! If you use the accelerated time, you can make a storm last for hours! Well, you might get drenched, but at least it works!

-    Along with the Cell Phone, comes the ability to call a Taxi-Cab. The cab will come to get you where ever you are. The cab is under protection of Canyanero Insurance, so if it breaks down, it'll get fixed. Even though Cindy doesn't like the Taxii Guy...Family Fued, someone stole the family..:-P

       You have an array of places to choose from. You can stop the Taxii at any time by activating "(STOP HERE)", or did it say something else? I'm not sure.

-    Erm? I just scrolled up, and this is one HELLUVA long list of Features. If you stuck with me up to this point, I SALUTE YOU! (Salutes, accidently knocking you into the OFP Water). OMG! YOU"LL DROWN! Suckah! PRAIZE ALLAH!

-    Realistic Traffic is included. Realistic because all the Car Crashes look like they came from an LA Free-way...o_0

     Erm, just kidding! Just...Kid...Ing....Ing..Kid...Ing...What is ING? ING Direct Banking! See the commercial? ...ING...

      There are in-deed cars driving around. Your not the only one on the road. You will, no matter what, encounter traffic while driving around in Northern Everon. Northern Everon (Remember this now) is Everon from Montignac up. That's where all the action is. Anything past that, your chances of running into traffic is slimmed.

        Traffic encounters can also be Slimmed By Traffic Accidents, some vehicles are NOT protected by Canyanero Insurance and they will remain broken. SUCKAHZS! (Laughs at the Broken People) HA HA! THEY"RE SO BROKEN! HA H - (Gets belted by one of the Broken People) OW! (Gets Run OVer By a Broken CAr) OW! (Gets Shot by a broken .357) HA HA! YOUR MISSED CAUSE YOU BROKEN! HA HA!

-    The ability to take a picnic! THat's right! Take you and your "2" and go up to the Gas-Station, gather your picnic basket items, fly off to a remote location, and have lunch! Then, camp under-neath the stars. Or, you can settle down at a remote location I put down for you. IT's Directly North Of THe Hospital Beach Tent. That Tent at the Beach where the Shuttle Drops you off. Walk North, and you'll see smoke. That'd be the campfire burning FOR you. I lit it for ya, see how nice I am? Just settle down, picnic, and prone on the ground and sleep your RP away! (Gets Shot By A Broken .357) HA HA! Meanie! YOUR NOT SO BIG YOU MANGE! Menie! Ha ha!

-     The Ability to CHEAT using this Features List. Hmmm, should've told you that earlier...Oh well!

-      The Shopping Cart in Meaux will give you a clue for you to solve, leading you to the next Basket, giving you another clue to solve and so on. YOur prize will be well worth the thinking time involved.

-      Yeah, you can ride in da Shopping Carts too.

-     (( I am now listening to "A Horse WIth No Name" by AMERICA. The time is now 2:14 AM EST United States, Florida. ))

-  By 2:15 AM, I shall have run out of features to tell you. I am sorry. I cannot think of anything else to tell you. WAIT!I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE.

-   The ability to pre-select your weapons in the gear menu, there-by customizing your weapons for FREE without going to the gun-shop and buying them. Arn't I nice? (Gets Shot By A Broken .357) HA HA! Meanie! YOUR NOT SO BIG YOU MANGE! Menie! Ha ha!

- It is now 2:15. By 2:16, I will have run out of things to tell you.

- It is now 2:16 AM EST United States, Florida. I have NOW run out of things to tell you.


      WHEW! As you can see, I started this list at 1:00 AM EST United States, Florida approximently, and now it ended at 2:16 AM. See how long it took me to make this? Same thing with CessenaFun! heh? Arn't I nice to waste 2 hours and 20 Minutes to write this for you? I mean, that's my sleeping time! Suckah! You have to sleep! w00t!

       This has been a very long list, and it feels like I spent 2 Years on it. Now I have to write a Read-Me FOR the Read-Me, and then so-on until I get typing cramp. Which has never happened...Hmmmm...I think I have to get Tunnel Carpel Syndrome. I dunno, what do you think?

        If you did not see a feature you think should be implimented, please e-mail me at: medic_27@hotmail.com and I'll rewrite the WHOLE thing, just so you can torture me. No, I don't mind it.


(( Time is now 3:10 AM EST, it took me 50 Minutes to edit this portion of the read-me. Do you people have to be so mean? Yes? YOU MEANIE! (Closes Time Capsule, and teleports back to 3:10 AM EST) ))

        It's now 19 Minutes past 2, I must close this to make it officially 2 Hours and 20 Minutes of my time....

        Starting..................................................................................................................................................................................NOW!

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V. (I No Longer Like Ice Cream) Legal Oranges About Editor Version and Cessena Fun!
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      Ok, just because you have the editor version doesn't mean you can change stuff and start saying "IT"S MINE! I MADE THE MAP! ME ME ME! MINE MINE MINE! IT'S ALL MINE! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE OTHER GUY! GIVE ME THE CREDIT! I SAVED AND EXPORTED IT! ME ME ME!"

      Cause, if you do that, then I'll:

A. Kick your ass
B. Sue You Your Ass
C. Sick a Peurto Rican Woman On Your Ass
D. Confirm With The CZ that I did make the map originally
E. Tell all your friends your a fraud, and show them the evidence.
F. Ass Your Ass
G. Stop Asking Me About Your Ass
H. Make sure You Never Get Another Version Of The Official Cessena Fun! map ever again. Ass.

       The Editor Version was designed to:

A. Give You LEss Lag While Playing
B. If you wanted to move the Char around and roleplay differently than the "Car Crash" theme.
C. Change it around, so when you go online you can your buddies can play it differently, according to how you edited it.
D. Use it to cheat and find out where the clues to the Shopping Carts are.....
E. For when you say "How Did He Do It?" and then you look at the scripts and say "Ooooohhhhhh. *Whack In Head* I knew that!"
F. Change the Intro To Fit Your RP.



      Those are the cool things the Editor was meant for.


      As for the closing of my legal statement:

   "Have Kickass fun, don't call it yours, and if you get mad, sick a Peurto Rican Female on someones ass..."



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VI. Edgar Allen Poe, And How People Made Money Off His Brilliance, and How He Didn't Make A Single Dime.
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	This portion of the read-me is added for one reason. Ok, maybe a couple of reasons. But the primary reason is this. When Poe published his poem, "The Raven". You can read it here (http://www.eapoe.org/works/poems/ravena.htm).

	He published his poem in a newspaper, and in his day, publications published into a newspaper were not copy-righted. It was an over-night hit! People immediatly saw that, and added it to their sucky poems and made them seem brilliant! Other people stole it, added it to their books and sold them.

	People were making money off a poem HE published. Out of his heart he wrote this poem and put it up at a public publish and it was for free too.

	They had no reguard for his brilliance, and grabbed it up and made it their own! There was nothing Poe could do to stop them.

	This is why today, we have copy-rights and trade-marks, because morons decide they want to be better than everyone else, or someone takes a bad oppritunity by stealing.

	So, remember this story about Poe, and how his generosity lead to another person's gluttony. Heh.

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VII. Credits [Credits MADE FUN to read! No MORE BORING CREDIT TITLES! YAY! A Must Read For Any-one just downloading! Read about the PEOPLE YOU need to make friends with!]
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     So, I bet one of you already thinks this next section will be BOOORING...Well, I'll tell you something you don't know. These people all contributed to what you are reading AT THIS VERY MOMENT. In some way, weather large or small, you have these people to thank for correcting a script or giving me and idea I'd never thought of before.

      If you've read this far, you're reading on the cool side man! YEAH! (Hands Sun-Glasses) Cool man, Joe-Coo'. Let's like, pay our homage man, to like, these totally jiggy people man. Yeah, man!

- Dusand: Like, this dude is like, the original poster of Cessena Fun! first NEWS POST! Dis guy is like, da bomb of news posting. Beside Totally groovy Cervo man. This Dusand guy, is who you have to like, totally know if your making a mission man! Dusand, he's the one you have to thank for posting THE FIRST, news post on Cessena Fun. Which, made you all send me fan mail...Hehehe (Burns letters in a bonfire and does an indian dance)

    E-mail: dusand@ofp.info

- Cervo: Like, this dude is like, totally awesome guy at the CZ (http://ofp.gamezone.cz/index.php?sekce=news). He's like a really totally awesome News guy, guy man, man, I dunno if he IS a guy. Woah man, I'm like saying guy and there's a dude that's a guy. Woaaah....I'm like, so guy and manned around...Yeah....

     E-mail: cervo@ofp.info

-  Turbkyok: You have this guy, who doesn't post ENOUGH information about Cessena Fun!, albiet my like, totally long e-mails, in his news posts. He's like, a totally awesome reporter dude at the CZ man. He just like, is a dude guy, but he like messed with the man, man....(Crazy Work my ass....*cough*)

     E-mail: turbobyk@ofp.info

-   EvilPerson: Evilperson, who blew up the airport with satchels so many times, I can't count. He's also the reason you have Police!

     E-mail: Pilot7489@aol.com

-   David: Your beloved Beta Tester. No, you DON'T know him. Not yet. But, if you know who these peopel are, their e-mails, why not e-mail them up and get friends in high places heh? Or just nag them. Yes, I'd like that. Nag them for me, will ya? Heheheh!

-    Jahve: Jahve, head of OFPEC Mission reviews. You have him to thank (Feels Like Thanksgivings don't it?) for correcting some of the misleading information from the Gun-Shop about the firearms and other weapons sold there. He finally recieved his M16A2 via mail, and he's very happy he got it. Give this man a round! *ding ding* And Jahve throws a right, a left and the crowd goes wild! *ding ding*
 
     E-mail: fjeldl@online.no

-     Splinter-Cell: A man who pointed out that the AK47 buy script wasn't working. I put AK57 (in my stupidity) instead of AK47. Thanks to him, you now have AK57 ammo for your purchases. I mean 47...Whatever....

-     Metal Gear: Finally, LAST BUT NOW LEAST: MetalGear[AF]. You have him to thanks for the following (Gets Out List):


- HALO Jumps from aircraft.
- A thrid Player.
- Erm, Martini Babes? Oops, hehe, looking at my shopping list.



Also, MetalGear will be recieving a pre-release version for his Birthday, which was June 25th! Lucky bastard, you people have to WAIT for YOUR version. NUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I told you I wanted to make you suffer!



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VIII. Bye bye! Fly high!
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     Ok, if you read through everything here, I can tell this much about you:

A. You don't have glasses.
B. Your Pupils are the size of Peas.
C. Your Head Hurts.
D. You Like To Read.
E. Your really excited about the Map, and want to anticipate yourself more by reading the ReadMe.
D. Didn't I just do D.?
F. I lost my place...So This is the end of the List...
G. No Really it is....
H. I'm serious....
I. Really really...
J. Pretty Plz With Sugar On Top....
K. I SWEAR!
L. L.
M. Guess what letter comes next?
N. You GUESSED IT!
O. Your so smart!
P. No you are....
Q. Don't make me start another list!
R. Ack, that's it, I'm getting a Puerto Rican woman to make you stop reading this! ARG!
S. (Files Nails)
T. Are you done yet?
U. V Comes next.
V. I told you.
W. Water-melons...Mmmmm...No relation to anything else your thinking of...
X. W, X, Y and Z. Hehe, snappy tune.
Y. Now I know my A,B,C's, next time won't you sing with me!
Z. Guess what letter comes next?
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AA. Just when you thought it was over! NUAHHAhAHAHA!
AB. Well it IS over...
AC. Yup it's over....
AD. It's overrrrrrrr....NOW! *WazaBING.wav*



      Ok enough of that.

- (( Speaking Of Cops, I'm listening to "Bad Boyz" right now! w00t! This is the strangest Read-Me you've ever read, have you? Well, you could say I'm just excited about Releasing this Suckah, PRAIZE ALLAH! ))

      Now that your at the end of the alphabet, and learned there IS a letter that comes after Z, we'll move on to the more cooler things at hand.


       You have finished the conclusion of the CessenaFuN! ReadMe!!!.txt turorial on how to Correctly Install, learn about Insane People, and you now know what I will do (Nobly) to stop you from breaking the legal rights.


    "You have been trained for the best! Expect the worst!" - Me Quoting Someone After Finishing The ReadMe!!! at 12:37 AM 4th Of July in Florida, UnitedStates (Most Powerful Military in the WORLD BABY! YEAH!)....

       OK, get out there, and fly my Cessenas damnit! w00tism! 2 Years Pays off! Boo Yeah! Have fun!

      -RunAwayScientist(Cheese Please!)
 